Short Story/Eyes Capades

 Short Story

-Simple Souls - Dick Walter [APM] (Title Card)

-Robot March - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Opening)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Really Really Big Man shows up)

-Caped Crusader - David Farnon [CPM] ("Yay!")

-Harp Punctuations [#86.03] - Robert Farnon [CPM]; Tiki Tiki - Roger Edward Burn & William Jay Bergman [Megatrax] (Rocko reading the comic)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Yo, munchkin, can you hear me down there?")

-The Chase Continues - Dick Walter [APM] ("Why, you little pipsqueak, I'll squeeze you like a pimple!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Uh-oh, now you're gonna get it.")

-Hurly Burly - Cecil Armstrong Gibbs [5 Alarm Music] ("It’s so great to be big.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Rocko about to sneeze)

-Our Way to Go [#24] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("Remember when you saved your friend, Heffer’s life by removing that bone from his throat?")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("That was truly an act of bigness.")

-Flight in Panic 1 [#10.02] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("I'm coming, Spunky!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

Eyes Capades

-[Original music by Andy Sturmer] (Title Card)

-Man About Town - Laurie Johnson [APM] (Opening)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Boy, Heff! I can hardly wait until Saturday!")

-Editor's Falling Over (A) - Dick Walter [APM] ("Hey! Watch out!")

-Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Didn’t see him? How could ya miss him?")

-Holiday Playtime - Cedric King Palmer [APM] ("You look hungry.")

-Glissando (G) - Skaila Kanga & Richard Myhill; Flute Link (C); (E) - Richard Myhill [APM] (Flowers grow on Spunky)

-Link (Z) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Nevermind, let’s get to practicing.")

-Junior Knows Best - John Dwyer & Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax] ("Gee, Rocko, are you sure your eyes aren’t bothering you?")

-Watch Out - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("I don’t know, Rock.")

-Twice the Fury (A) - Jan Cyrka, Claudio Pietronik, & Loris Garattoni [WOM] ("Let’s get back to work!")

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("ROCKO, WAIT!!!")

-Dang It’s Finished - Chris Franklin & Paul Bishop [Primalhouse Music] ("Actually, I kinda like it!")

-Romantic Ending [#32] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Gee, Heff, I can’t believe I almost jacked Spunky!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Here we are, Rocko.")

-Like Strange - Kenny Graham [APM] ("Listen, Bud!")

-Flower Display - Jack Shaindlin [APM] ("May I help you, Laddie?")

-Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Holy Moly, Laddie!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Here. Have a sit on the chair.")

-Ta-Ra (A) - Sammy Burdson & John Charles Fiddy; Take a Bow 1 - David Lindup [APM] (Dr. Iris MacFropter pulls out a rabbit from Rocko’s left eye)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Wow! This is quite an impressing machine!")

-Isle of Caprice 2 - Otto Sieben [APM] ("What’s the problem, Doc?")

-Evil Alien Attack 1 [#15] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("AN EYE TRANSPLANT!!!!!")

-Esta Noche (A) - Hans Ehrlinger [APM] ("Well, what can we do for?")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Chuck & Leon give Rocko different glasses to try on)

-Happy Times - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("Oh, Heff, I feel hoecky with these on!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("I said no!")

-Twice the Fury (A) - Jan Cyrka, Claudio Pietronik, & Loris Garattoni [WOM] ("The finals are tonight.")

-Link (Y) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Rocko tries taking his glasses off)

-Menace [#41] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Heffer accidentally flings Rocko’s glasses into the road)

-Link (R) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Now look what I’ve done!")

-Goodbye Rodney - Peter Winslow [APM] ("I’ll never get a new pair before tonight!")

-Drama Link (O) - Hubert Clifford [APM] ("Poor little guy!")

-Orpheus in the Underworld Overture - Jacques Offenbach [CPM] (Heffer hears Rocko announced into figure jacking competition)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Orpheus in the Underworld Overture - Jacques Offenbach [CPM] (End credits scene)

Snowballs/Frog's Best Friend

                                                                    Snowballs

-Da Jodel-Rudel - Werner Brueggemann [APM] (Title Card)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Opening)

-Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("Gee, you know, those look a bit too long…")

-Link (P) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Five dollars?")

-Hochgebirgswalzer - Werner Brueggemann [APM] (Rocko puts his foot in his snow boot)

-Wah Wah Stinger - John Dwyer & Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax] (Rocko gives five bucks to the chairlift guy)

-Polka Mit Pfiff - Elmer Stigman [APM] ("I think it's time I gave you a few pointers.")

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Rocko skies right into a cactus)

-Polka Mit Pfiff - Elmer Stigman [APM] ("Okay, this is it, we're not going to hit anything.")

-Menace [#36] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Rocko gets corned by trees)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Rocko gets chased by trees)

-Dramatic Impact 6 - Ivor Slaney [APM] ("WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?!?!?!?!?")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("What?")

-Comic Song - David Lindup [APM] (Ending)

Frog's Best Friend

-Cat & Mouse - Andrew Blythe & Marten Joustra [UPM] (Title Card)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Opening)

-Fear Street - Bruce Campbell [Not on UPM site] (Earl escapes from the pound)

-Hurly Burly - Cecil Armstrong Gibbs [5 Alarm Music] (at the Bigheads' house)

-Stealthy Mouse - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Dan hears a growl)

-Dangerous (A) - Mladen Franko [APM] (Earl appears above a bush)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Dan tiptoes away from the Bigheads' house)

-Death of the Alien 1 [#38] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Ed gets chases by Earl)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Earl puts the rear-end of Ed's car on the ground)

-The Gunfighter - Franco Micalizzi & Roberto Pregadio [Not on APM site] (Earl goes against Bev)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Earl weeping)

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Ed screaming when he sees Earl in his house)

-House of Horror [#10.03] - William M. Farran [APM] ("Bev, Get away from him!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ed outside with Earl)

-What a Goof! (D) - Richard Myhill [APM] ("Mam.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Polka Mit Pfiff - Elmer Stigman [APM] (End credits scene)

Junk Junkies/Day of the Flecko

                                                                Junk Junkies

-Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson [APM] (Title Card)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Opening)

-Think Bubbles 4 - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("That’s it!")

-Tiptoe Link 1 [#42.01] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM]; Marching Tuba (A) - Otto Sieben [APM]; Max Wall - David Arnold [CPM] (Rocko & Heffer start making a garage sale)

-Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen [APM] ("G.I. Jimbo!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Cool pogo stick.")

-Tiki Tiki - Roger Edward Burn & William Jay Bergman [Megatrax] ("ROCKO!!!!!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("I'm sorry, sir.")

-Ganges - Manuel Landy & Claude Larson [Not on APM site] ("Heffer.")

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition to flashback)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Rocko’s flashback to when he was a kid)

-Lynda's Music Box - Peter Dennis [APM] (Rocko in bed with his pogo stick)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition out of flashback)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition to flashback)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Rocko playing with Mr. Onion head)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition out of flashback)

-Fantasy Princess [#52] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (a guy says some nice things about G.I. Jimbo)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

Day of the Flecko

-Alley Cats - Robert Mersey [CPM] (Title Card)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Opening)

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Rocko wakes up when he heard a knock on his door)

-Grandpa [#25] - David Farnon [CPM] (Rocko slowly walks up to his front door)

-Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Rocko tiredly closes the door on Heffer)

-What a Goof! (D) - Richard Myhill [APM]; Crybaby - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] ("Sorry, Heff, forgot.")

-Cradle Song - Fiachra Trench [APM] (Rocko sleeping)

-Link (R) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (a bird's feather falls on Ed's car)

-Unpreventable [#41.03] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (Ed's car alarm goes off)

-Lynda's Music Box - Peter Dennis [APM] (Rocko goes back to sleep)

-Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] (bird loudly interrupts Rocko's sleep)

-Editor's Falling Over (A) - Dick Walter [APM] (bird falls to the ground)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (sun rises up)

-Curse of Evil 1 [#44] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("You were in my nose!")

-Tearjerker [#77] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("You don't wanna do that.")

-Shock Shake - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; Savage Episode - Len Stevens [APM] (Flecko pokes Rocko in the eye)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Monkey Tricks - Cedric King Palmer [Not on UPM site] (End credits scene)

Hair Licked/Gutter Balls

                                                                    Hair Licked

-Suede Flares - Arch Bacon [UPM] (Title Card)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Opening)

-Cradle Song - Fiachra Trench; Glissando (G) - Skaila Kanga & Richard Myhill; Flute Link (C); (E) - Richard Myhill [APM]; Horribly Drunk - David Farnon [CPM]; Evil Mind 3 - Dick De Benedictis; Drama Link (B) - Hubert Clifford [APM] (at night)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Rocko walks up to the door)

-Happy Times - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("Me, employee of the month!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("I've cut my own hair since I was a pup.")

-Off the Wall - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Heffer tries to fix Rocko’s hair)

-Crybaby - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] ("Well, Heff, how's it look?")

-Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Paper or plastic?")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Heffer takes Rocko to a real barbershop)

-Darting Around - Harry Bluestone [CPM] ("Filthy!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Time to give you style.")

-Without Walls (A) - Mladen Franko [APM] (Rocko looks at himself in the mirror)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Heffer likes Rocko’s hairstyle)

-Catfish Row - Benny Carter [APM] (Ending)

Gutter Balls

-49th Street Shakedown - James Clarke [APM] (Title Card)

-Tearjerker [#77] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Opening)

-Romantic Ending [#33] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Oh, You’re up here again?")

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.]; Flexitone - Gary Kettel [APM] (Transition to flashback)

-49th Street Shakedown - James Clarke [APM] (Ed’s flashback)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition out of flashback)

-Marching Tuba (A) - Otto Sieben [APM]; Max Wall - David Arnold [CPM] (Ed’s plan)

-Explorers 1 [#99] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("That’s Right. Well, quit the league and join the monastery.")

-Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson & John Charles Fiddy [APM] ("Oops! Gotta go!")

-Come and Get Me - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("The other team fathered in the match!")

-Link (A) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Ed has an idea)

-Link (P) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Ed knocks on Rocko’s door)

-Holiday Fun - Richard Myhill [APM] ("Why, Mr. Bighead.")

-Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [APM] ("Bowling?")

-Dombummel - Gerhard Trede [APM] (at the Bowl-O-Rama)

-Did Anybody Spook 2 - Johnny Hawksworth [DWM] (Rocko smells the stench of the old shoes)

-American Rock 'n' Roll - Bumblefoot [CPM] ("Heff! Where did you get those shoes?")

-Link (Z) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("What do you mean ya gave my shoes away?")

-Sergeant Jones - Larry Hochman [CPM] ("Attention, bowlers.")

-Stealthy Mouse - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Lane 13!?")

-Tympup (A) - Sammy Burdson & John Charles Fiddy; Wah Wah (B) - Richard Myhill [APM] ("Heffer!")

-Military Manoeuver [#21] - Patrick Maarek & Philippe Guez [APM] ("Alright, ladies!")

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition to flashback)

-Speaking Guitar - Gerhard Narholz [APM] (Ed’s flashback again)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition out of flashback)

-49th Street Shakedown - James Clarke [APM] ("First for the gutter gals is Bev Bighead.")

-Link (F) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Rocko floating with a rubber bowling ball)

-Editor's Falling Over (A) - Dick Walter; Comic Capers (C) - Charlie Brissette & Norman Mamey [APM] (Rocko falls on Ed)

-Link (W) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Ed is a bowling ball)

-Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] (Ed puts mud under Heffer’s bowling shoes)

-Fatso 1 - Alan Wilson [UPM] ("Ed, If you were gonna talk, take the steer out of your mouth.")

-Evil Alien Attack 2 [#19] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("He’s choking!")

-Editor's Falling Over (C) - Dick Walter [APM]; Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Heffer gets launched into the bowling pins)

-Ta-Ra (B) - Sammy Burdson & John Charles Fiddy [APM] ("a Strike! Heffer got a Strike!")

-On the Prowl - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Let me see the score!")

-Blood in the Gutter - Laurie Johnson [APM] ("What was THAT!?!?!?!?)

-Mr. Plod - Pete Thomas [UPM] ("I’m taking my ball and going home!")

-Link (U) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("There’s been a change in the team lineup!")

-Link (V) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Sorry, Ed. No substitutions allowed.")

-Body Snatcher - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("but they still have one bowler to go.")

-Poppin’ Around - Bruce Campbell [APM] (Ed pretends to be his wife)

-Link (Y) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("IT’S HOW I GOT MY HAIR DONE!!!!!")

-Link (O) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Transition to the next scene)

-Unease - Dick Walter [APM] ("One Pin. One Pin.")

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition to flashback)

-Fife and Drum March - Larry Hochman [CPM] (Ed’s flashback once again)

-Drama Builds - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Ed destroys the Bowl-O-Rama with a bowling ball)

-Editor's Falling Over (B) - Dick Walter [APM] (Ed falls apart as a bunch of bowling pins)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.]; Flexitone - Gary Kettel [APM] (Transition out of flashback)

-Stalingrad (B) - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("That’s It!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ed has the bowling ball)

-Side Drum [#52.02] - Mark Nolan; Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson [APM] (Ed prepares himself to hit the bowling pins)

-Hymn of Achievement [#8] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("I did it!")

-Link (L) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Parton me, forgot my purse.")

-Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Ed feeling guilty)

-Trombone Slides - Dick Walter [APM] (Ed feeling ashamed for what he did)

-Proud Fanfare - David Farnon [CPM] ("This year, the championship trophy goes to the Losers!")

-Long Way Home [#60.02] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("Mr. Bighead, we had a really good time.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Suede Flares - Arch Bacon [UPM] (The beginning of the end credits scene)

-The Creature (A) - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (Rocko as a zombie)

Born to Spawn/Uniform Behavior

                                                               Born to Spawn

-Evil Alien Attack 2 [#19] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Title Card)

-The Creature (A) - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (Opening)

-Haunted House - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM]; Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] (at Filburt’s house)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Meanwhile at Rocko’s house)

-Lonely Stranger - Laurie Johnson [APM]; Fright Night - John Dwyer & Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax] ("I feel so strange!")

-Sirtaki Hasapico - Roy Henley [Not on APM site] ("Don’t ya think that’s enough sauce, Heff?")

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; Cold Sweat - John Scott [APM] (Filburt screams when he sees what’s inside Rocko’s house)

-Did Anybody Spook 2 - Johnny Hawksworth [DWM]; On with the Race - Dennis Farnon [APM] (Filburt losing his cool)

-The Holy Land - David Farnon [CPM] ("Kerrplopitgoes Island!")

-Frankenstein’s Niece (A) - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("My birthplace!")

-Evil Alien Attack 1; Alien Abduction - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Filburt tells Rocko & Heffer a story about his birthplace)

-Happy Times - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("You guys got to help me!")

-Hawaiian Link (A) - Richard Myhill [APM]; Hilo March - Edmund J. King & Joseph Kapaeau Ae'a [Megatrax] ("Hey!")

-Stealthy Mouse - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin; Ticker Timer [#15] - Terry Day [CPM] ("No matter what I say or do, don’t let me leave this house!")

-Dramatic Sting #9 - Dan Kirsten [OGM] ("Hello?")

-Supernatural 1 - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Hey, guys, watching tv, eh?")

-Lumbering Giant - Paddy Kingsland [APM] ("It's so hot!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Don't be silly. You did not.")

-Sneeky - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("Come on, Heff. See you, Fil.")

-Confidentially Yours - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Filburt tells Spunky the plan)

-Bikini Bottom News Theme - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Music from the O-Town Action News Special Bulletin)

-Tense Shocker - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] ("Filburt!")

-Murder in Mind [#45] - Ronald Hanmer [APM] (Rocko & Heffer run back to where Filburt was)

-Alien Spacecraft (C) - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("Kerrplopitgoes Island.")

-El Capitan - John Sousa [Extreme Music] (They go and find Filburt)

-Articulation - Robert Narholz [APM] (They arrive at Kerrplopitgoes Island)

-Do the Boogaloo - Sammy Burdson & Jean-Claude Madonne [APM] (Rocko & Heffer enter Club Spawn)

-Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [APM] ("Shh, everyone here knows me as Steve.")

-Do the Boogaloo - Sammy Burdson & Jean-Claude Madonne [APM] ("Steve! Steve! Steve!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("I'm really gonna miss him, Rocko.")

-Bikini Bottom News Theme - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Music from the O-Town Action News Special Bulletin)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

Uniform Behavior

-Slick in the City - Kenny Graham [APM] (Title Card)

-Disturbing the Police - Oli Jaeger, Rubik, Zeiss, & Will Kurtz [BMGPM] (Opening)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Heffer’s reaction to Robo-Frog 4)

-Elegance - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Music from George’s radio)

-Captain Zoom - Brian De Mercia & Joel Bogen [Extreme Music] (Heffer listens to this while driving)

-Did Anybody Spook 2 - Johnny Hawksworth [DWM] (Heffer screams when he sees a giant Chokey Chicken statue coming right towards him)

-Blood in the Gutter - Laurie Johnson [APM] (George is angry at his son for what he did to his car)

-Tense Shocker - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; Baby Elephant - Dick Walter [APM] ("… So, GET A JOB!!!!!!!!")

-Fife and Drum March - Larry Hochman [CPM] (Heffer looking through the newspaper of jobs)

-Link (A) - Patricia Cory [UPM]; Rock 1 - Jan Cyrka [APM] ("I've got plenty of experience doing practically nothing.")

-Window Gazing - Ivor Slaney [DWM]; Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (at Conglom-O)

-Weird Bridge - Roger Roger [APM]; Sci-Fi Shocker - Kevin Hiatt [Megatrax]; Haunted House - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (at night)

-Sergeant Jones - Larry Hochman [CPM] ("I'm like a Robo-Frog!")

-Command Post 1 - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Heffer is now a security guard)

-The Mob - Sam Spence [APM] ("Rest easy, O-Town!")

-First Steps - Joachim Tospann [Intervox] ("Oh, hi, Heffer.")

-The Crime Busters - Ralph Dollimore [APM] ("must be vigilant, ever watchful on the lookout for suspicious creeps and weirdos.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Jaywalking?")

-Battle March Link (D) - Keith Mansfield [APM] (Heffer opens the security garage)

-City Heat - Gerhard Trede [APM] ("I am a fearless security machine!")

-Articulation - Robert Narholz [APM] ("This place is kinda creepy.")

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] ("HOLD IT!!!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Heffer captures Ed and mistakes him as a burglar)

-The Killing Ground (A) - Richard Harvey [APM] ("This authority stuff is great!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Heffer speeds up to the Cafe)

-Petrified of Being Alone - Ivan Kaslik [Intervox] (Heffer at the Cafe)

-Evil Alien Attack 1 [#15] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM]; Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter [APM] (Heffer gets frightened by what he sees)

-Twilight Zone [#23] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Time to pay your bill.")

-The Nightmare Begins (A) - John Devereaux [APM] (Heffer tries to escape Conglom-O)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Do the Boogaloo - Sammy Burdson & Jean-Claude Madonne [APM] (End credits scene)

Cruisin'

                                                                         Cruisin'

-Friends and Neighbours - Alan Hawkshaw [APM] (Title Card)

-Hotsy-Totsy - Heinz Kiessling [Extreme Music] (Opening)

-Oyster Girls - Robert Alexander White [APM] ("Senior citizen singles cruise. What fun!")

-Girl from Petaluma - John Dwyer & Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax]; Bowler Hats - David Farnon [CPM] ("Okay, grandpa, let's get you to your room.")

-Link (Y) - Patricia Cory [UPM]; Cacodemon - Maurice Jarre [APM]; Link (W) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Rocko screaming when he heard the horn of the ocean liner)

-Clown in Town - Philippe Pares [APM] ("Hey, what are all these old coots doing here?")

-Synchrostings: Part 11 - Trevor Duncan [APM]; Evil Alien Attack 2 [#19] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM]; Six Powerful Cues (A) - Wilfred Burns [APM] (The Sailor’s Captain shows up)

-Girl Crazy - Arch Bacon [UPM] (Rocko & Heffer cleaning the floor of the ship)

-Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("How are we supposed to get these chores done and babysit methuselah ii?")

-Editor's Leaping (D) - Dick Walter [APM]; Link (E) - Patricia Cory [UPM]; Showtime Fill (C) - Gary Kettel [APM]; Think Bubbles 4 - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("Loser gets grandpa.")

-Drama Link (C) - Hubert Clifford [APM]; Skeletons in the Cupboard - Frederick Charrosin [Not on UPM site] (Heffer walks into the captain)

-Bossa Cubana - Gerhard Narholz [APM] ("Let's get some sun, eh, grandpa?")

-Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("Having fun, boy?")

-Hello Sailor (B) - Richard Myhill; Evil Mind 3 - Dick De Benedictis [APM] (Heffer cleaning the windows)

-Crazy Goof - Jack Shaindlin [APM] (Rocko & Hiram playing checkers)

-Hangin’ Ten - Rod Abernethy [APM] ("Yoo-hoo, ladies!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Heffer jamming out to this while pushing the cart)

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (The old people see that their walkers have been scratched by Heffer)

-From The Dead - Ronald Hanmer [APM] (They angrily chase after Heffer)

-Everything Goes - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (at the Last Dance Ballroom)

-Link (B) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Who wants to dance?")

-Everything Goes - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (Old people still chasing Heffer)

-Whirlwind - Fred Strittmatter & Quirin Amper [Intervox] ("This is your captain speaking.")

-Piano Presto (A) - Ted Atking & Alian Feanch [APM] ("Food fight!")

-Showtime #6 - Neil Amsterdam [OGM] (Winnifred standing by the sea)

-Hollywood Glitz - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Winnifred imagining Hiram in his young form)

-Smoke and Dreams - Otto Sieben [APM] ("Yes, I remember you.")

-Link (R) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Goodbye, Hiram.")

-The Dudes - Jack Trombey [DWM] ("So, grandpa, how'd it go with your old girlfriend?")

-Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Mean old bugger! Hope I never get old and crotchety!")

-Comic Capers 5 - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("Maybe then you'll understand why old-timers aren't always the bright ray of sunshine you find yourself to be, huh, boy?")

-Panic Stricken - Christoper Payne & Paul Rogers [CPM] ("Hey, ducks, go away!")

-Articulation - Robert Narholz [APM]; Supernatural 1 - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (The ship enters the Bermuda Triangle)

-Death of the Alien 1 [#38] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (The ship in the Bermuda Triangle)

-Editor's Falling Over (C) - Dick Walter [APM] (The Alien Heffers launch Heffer back down to the ship)

-Alien Spacecraft (C) - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (The UFO flys away from the ship)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (a time clock appears out of nowhere)

-On with the Race - Dennis Farnon [APM] (The baby captain pushes Rocko rapidly on a wheelchair)

-Happy Times - Keith Papworth [DWM] (The baby captain cries)

-Clear as Daylight - Gerhard Trede [APM] ("Winnifred, now that I am young again, come to the casbah with me, hmm?")

-Down in Davis Jones Locker - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Storm clouds appear above Hiram)

-Dramatic Love Theme: Finale - Frederick Charrosin [Not on UPM site] (a wave approaches the ship)

-The Big Final [#34] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (Rocko falls off the ship)

-Dramatic Love Theme: Intro - Frederick Charrosin [Not on UPM site] (Rocko drowning)

-Wild Panic [#39.03] - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (Hiram saves Rocko)

-Dramatic Encounter - Gregor F. Narholz [APM]; Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM]; Editor's Falling Over (F) - Dick Walter; Dangerous (B) - Mladen Franko [APM]; Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; [Original music by Pat Irwin] (Hiram sees a wave coming right towards him)

-Romantic Opening [#26] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("He's over there.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Hey, Rocko. You okay, boy?")

-Escape - Hans Conzelmann & Delle Haensch [APM] (The ship goes back to the present time)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (The ship pops right back out of the ocean)

-Crescendo Fin 10 (D) - Marcin Pospieszalski [Big Fish Audio]; Dramatic Cue (B) - Ronald Hanmer [APM]; Did Anybody Spook 2 - Johnny Hawksworth [DWM] (The captain rapidly sails the ship back to the dock)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Everything Goes - Ib Glindemann [CPM] (End credits scene)

Hut Sut Raw/Kiss Me I'm Foreign

 Hut Sut Raw

-[Original music by Andy Sturmer] (Title Card)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Opening)

-Raggedy Old Drunk - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Got all the essentials.")

-Big Day Out (A) - Alistair Friend & Ted Barnes [WOM] (Rocko, Heffer, & Filburt start driving to their camping area)

-Horror Shock - Kevin Hiatt [Megatrax] ("This is it?")

-Reckless Rufus - Jerry Burnham, Stephen Wade & Tom Layton [APM] ("And here we see the mighty redwood tree.")

-Box Office [#76] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Experience the great outdoors in Nature-O-Rama.")

-The Promised Land - David Farnon [CPM] (Heffer & Filburt get excited about what they see)

-Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson [UPM] ("Hermetically sealed nourishment.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Are you done yet!?")

-Psycho Band - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Baker [Megatrax] (2 bugs run away from the fire Rocko has made)

-Gaelic Reel - Chris Franklin & Paul Bishop [Primalhouse Music] ("Why did I say I would put up the tent?")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Filburt spots 2 fish dating with each other)

-Gaelic Reel - Chris Franklin & Paul Bishop [Primalhouse Music] (Heffer trying to put up the tent)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Hey, I wanted to sleep under the stars anyway.")

-Link (X) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Where’s the bathroom?")

-Wah Wah (A) - Richard Myhill [APM] ("How unsanitary!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Rocko feels distraught)

-Night Attack - Angelo Lavagnino [UPM] (at night)

-Supernatural 1 - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Rocko frighteningly hallucinates)

-Happy Times - Keith Papworth [DWM] (Heffer & Filburt cry)

-Camptown Races - Stephen Foster [Arrangement by Andy Paley] ("It's raining steaks!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

Kiss Me I'm Foreign

-Forward March! 59 - Dick Walter [APM] (Title Card)

-Shoppers World - Harry Bluestone [CPM] (Opening)

-Hurly Burly - Cecil Armstrong Gibbs [5 Alarm Music] ("And, so I says to 'em rock 'em, sock 'em.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (at the Department-O-Immigration)

-Link (R) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Goodbye, Rocko!")

-Link (M) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Oh, I'm afraid he is, Mr. Cow.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Our Rocko here is gonna be…")

-Lazy Day - Peter Moore [Flipper Music] ("… Ophelia.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Rocko, welcome to the United States of America.")

-Au Tour De France - Wolf Helling [Not on APM site] ("And do you take Rocko to be your lawfully wedded husband?")

-Magical Effect (E) - Paddy Kingsland [APM] (Rocko & Filburt get married)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Filburt vacuuming Rocko’s bedroom floor)

-Winds of War - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Rocko & Filburt continue arguing)

-Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; Glissando (G) - Skaila Kanga & Richard Myhill; Flute Link (C); (E) - Richard Myhill [APM] ("WHAT IN THE HEL——lo…")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("I'm legal... Again.")

-Hurly Burly - Cecil Armstrong Gibbs [5 Alarm Music] (Dr. Hutchison & Filburt laugh together)

-Bridal Chorus [#22] - Geoff Bastow [APM] (The deportation guy & the Horse girl get married)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Clear as Daylight - Gerhard Trede [APM] (End credits scene)