I Have No Son!

                                                                 I Have No Son!

-Smurfs - Hermann Skibbe [APM] (Title Card)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Opening)

-Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Do you think?")

-Sudden End - Hans Conzelmann & Delle Haensch [APM] ("I NEVER. WANT TO. HEAR THE NAME "RALPH BIGHEAD". AGAIN!!!!!!!!")

-Link (M) - Patricia Cory [UPM]; Shock Stinger [#86] - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("Are you related to Ralph Bighead?")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("I HAVE NO SON!!!!!!!!")

-Lynda's Music Box - Peter Dennis [APM] (Bev showing photos of Ralph as a baby to Rocko)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Bev blows on the photo album)

-Heavenly Voices (B) - David Farnon [APM]; Sunshine Patrol - Tom Elliot [OGM] (Rocko & Filburt are entered into Bighead Studios)

-Nostalgico - Jacques Mercier & Gilbert Einaudi [UPM] (Rocko, Filburt, & the Rhino Guy enter the storyboard room)

-Shopping Street - Cedric King Palmer [APM] ("Oh, genius!")

-Tense Shocker - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Filburt breaks the window)

-[Original music by Pat Irwin]; Tinseltown To-Do - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax] ("Next Stop: The Camera Room.")

-Cheerful Chatter - Jack Beaver [Not on UPM site] ("And now, the part you've all been waiting for.")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Toys!")

-Grandpa [#25] - David Farnon [CPM] ("Why are you in my office?")

-Dramatic Love Theme: Finale - Frederick Charrosin [Not on UPM site] ("Never!")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Say cheese.")

-Cat Burglar - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Ralph sneaks to the secret vault)

-Static Link (C) - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] ("The donut.")

-String Stabs [#56.03] - John Dwyer & Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax]; Unease - Dick Walter [APM] ("Son, make me proud.")

-Fright Night - John Dwyer & Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax] ("For the last Time, BREAK THE DONUT!!!!")

-Link (Y) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("I don’t wanna work at Conglom-O.")

-Drama Link (B) - Hubert Clifford; Synchrostings: Part 2 - Trevor Duncan [APM] ("… Cartoonist.")

-Link (R) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("I HAVE NO SON!!!!!!!!")

-The Brooklyn Bounce - Alan Moorhouse [APM] (at the Bigheads’ 30th wedding anniversary party)

-Smoke and Dreams - Otto Sieben [APM] (Ed telling memories about himself and his wife)

-Evil Alien Attack 1 [#15] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] ("Have it your way, dad.")

-Tearjerker [#79] - Harry Bluestone & Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Ralph depressingly walks away from his parents)

-Romantic Closing [#28] - Harry Bluestone [CPM] (Ralph happily reunites with his parents)

-Ready to Rhumba - Kevin Hiatt & Charles Blaker [Megatrax]; [Original music by Pat Irwin] ("Uncle Ed, can we break the piñata now?")

-[Original music by Pat Irwin] (Ending)

-Eternal Triangle - Antonio Leibana & Reg Tilsley [DWM] (End credits scene)